Wrap yourself in the cozy embrace of procrastination with our "If I am cleaning then I'm not quilting" hoodie! It's the perfect layer for those days when you're "too busy" to do housework.
Built-in excuse generator for neglecting household chores
Kangaroo pocket ideal for stashing emergency seam rippers
Hood provides stealth mode when sneaking past dusty surfaces
Warning: Wearing this hoodie may result in an exponential increase in UFOs, a mysterious accumulation of thread on all surfaces, and the sudden inability to locate your vacuum cleaner. Quilt at your own risk!
